Posts Tagged ‘funny’

I don’t remember the beginning of our love story as I was too young when we first met, I was flattered by your attention as by virtue of giving birth you had to over me fuss and fret, I had cried as our first connection was being cut after months nine, As soon as I […]

Friendship Day quotes

Posted: 7th August 2011 by aseem.ace in Thoughts
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Age appears to be best in four things, old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. -Francis Bacon The blessing it is to have a friend to whom one can speak fearlessly on any subject; with whom one’s deepest as well as one’s most foolish […]

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there. A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to […]

Funny Maths-Anonymous

Posted: 1st March 2011 by aseem.ace in Thoughts
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He’s teaching her arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once, he kissed her twice And said now that’s addition, And as he added smack by smack, In silent satisfaction, She sweetly kissed him back, And said now that’s subtraction, Then he kissed her ‘n she kissed him, Without an explanation, And […]

Mitch Hedberg Funny quotes

Posted: 18th January 2011 by aseem.ace in Thoughts
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I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like “You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product.” Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. “I know you need water, but I’m gonna make […]

To cover up for an embarassingly plain weekend a small town high school student Olive invents a lie about sleeping with a College guy.The lie spreads and as people notice her for the first time she’s forced to use her new found notoriety to help some misfits. Unlike most teen comedies nowadays it shows that […]

Due date-A review

Posted: 24th December 2010 by aseem.ace in Opinions, Reviews
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From the director of the epic screwball comedy-“The Hangover” comes another great comedy that seems to be inspired by one of my all time favourite comedies-“Planes,Trains and Automobiles.” Zach Galifianakis as Ethan (retained from “The Hangover”) is a man-child who is going to LA to pursue his dream of being an actor and Robert Downey […]