If somebody says: “You look awesome in white!!!” , this car cannot deny it. The 2012 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Roadster is just as powerful as its good looks. It sports a 6.3-liter V8 AMG front-mid engine and seven-speed dual clutch transaxle transmission, the Roadster boasts 563 hp, a zero-60 time of just 3.7 seconds, and a top speed of 197 mph. It is also loaded with a compact fabric top that can open or close in just eleven seconds, a Bang & Olufsen BeoSound AMG high-end sound system, Active AMG Sport Suspension, an AMG Performance Media system, and an AMG Drive Unit.
2012 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Roadster
Posted: 9th June 2011 by Aditya Mahajan in CarsTags: 2012 sls amg roadster, AMG, bang & olusfen, benz, mercedes, mercedes benz, roadster, sls, V8, white
H. L. Mencken Funny Quotes
Posted: 8th June 2011 by aseem.ace in ThoughtsTags: alimony, animal, beautiful, bore, children, church, cynic, democracy, election, faith, funny, H.L, heaven, idealist, love, machine, man, married, Mencken, newspaper, politician, professor, quotes, sunday, thought
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
Alimony – the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Ralph Waldo Emerson -quotes and excerpts
Posted: 8th June 2011 by aseem.ace in ThoughtsTags: childhood, emerson, excerpts, explore, god, ground, kitten, light, lover, man, manhood, mind, moment, nature, painter, past, quotes, ralph, roses, solitary, stars, suicide, thought, time, waldo
The lover of nature is he whose inward and outward senses are still truly adjusted to each other; who has retained the spirit of infancy even into the era of manhood. His intercourse with heaven and earth, becomes part of his daily food.
Standing on the bare ground, — my head bathed by the blithe air, and uplifted into infinite space, — all mean egotism vanishes. I become a transparent eye-ball; I am nothing; I see all; the currents of the Universal Being circulate through me; I am part or particle of God.
The stars awaken a certain reverence, because though always present, they are inaccessible; but all natural objects make a kindred impression, when the mind is open to their influence. Nature never wears a mean appearance. Neither does the wisest man extort her secret, and lose his curiosity by finding out all her perfection. Nature never became a toy to a wise spirit. The flowers, the animals, the mountains, reflected the wisdom of his best hour, as much as they had delighted the simplicity of his childhood.
Explore, and explore, and explore. Be neither chided nor flattered out of your position of perpetual inquiry. Neither dogmatise yourself, nor accept another’s dogmatism. Why should you renounce your right to traverse the star-lit deserts of truth, for the premature comforts of an acre, house, and barn? Truth also has its roof, and bed, and board. Make yourself necessary to the world, and mankind will give you bread, and if not store of it, yet such as shall not take away your property in all men’s possessions, in all men’s affections, in art, in nature, and in hope.
Thought is all light, and publishes itself to the universe. It will speak, though you were dumb, by its own miraculous organ. It will flow out of your actions, your manners, and your face. It will bring you friendships. It will impledge you to truth by the love and expectation of generous minds. By virtue of the laws of that Nature, which is one and perfect, it shall yield every sincere good that is in the soul, to the scholar beloved of earth and heaven.
The difference between men is in their principle of association. Some men classify objects by color and size and other accidents of appearance; others by intrinsic likeness, or by the relation of cause and effect. The progress of the intellect is to the clearer vision of causes, which neglects surface differences. To the poet, to the philosopher, to the saint, all things are friendly and sacred, all events profitable, all days holy, all men divine. For the eye is fastened on the life, and slights the circumstance. Every chemical substance, every plant, every animal in its growth, teaches the unity of cause, the variety of appearance.
I read the other day some verses written by an eminent painter which were original and not conventional. The soul always hears an admonition in such lines, let the subject be what it may. The sentiment they instil is of more value than any thought they may contain. To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men, — that is genius. Speak your latent conviction, and it shall be the universal sense; for the inmost in due time becomes the outmost, — and our first thought is rendered back to us by the trumpets of the Last Judgment.
A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam of light which flashes across his mind from within, more than the lustre of the firmament of bards and sages. Yet he dismisses without notice his thought, because it is his. In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.
There is a time in every man’s education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide; that he must take himself for better for worse as his portion; that though the wide universe is full of good, no kernel of nourishing corn can come to him but though his toil bestowed on that plot of ground which is given to him to till.
Whoso would be a man, must be a nonconformist. He who would gather immortal palms must not be hindered by the name of goodness, but must explore if it be goodness. Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — ‘Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.’ — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.
These roses under my window make no reference to former roses or to better ones; they are for what they are; they exist with God to-day. There is no time to them. There is simply the rose; it is perfect in every moment of its existence. Before a leaf-bud has burst, its whole life acts; in the full-blown flower there is no more; in the leafless root there is no less. Its nature is satisfied, and it satisfies nature, in all moments alike. But man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time.
Travelling is a fool’s paradise. Our first journeys discover to us the indifference of places. At home I dream that at Naples, at Rome, I can be intoxicated with beauty, and lose my sadness. I pack my trunk, embrace my friends, embark on the sea, and at last wake up in Naples, and there beside me is the stern fact, the sad self, unrelenting, identical, that I fled from. I seek the Vatican, and the palaces. I affect to be intoxicated with sights and suggestions, but I am not intoxicated. My giant goes with me wherever I go.
Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with hundreds of figures performing complex dramas, with tragic and comic issues, long conversations, many characters, many ups and downs of fate, — and meantime it is only puss and her tail. How long before our masquerade will end its noise of tambourines, laughter, and shouting, and we shall find it was a solitary performance?
We cannot overstate our debt to the Past, but the moment has the supreme claim. The Past is for us; but the sole terms on which it can become ours are its subordination to the Present. Only an inventor knows how to borrow, and every man is or should be an inventor. We must not tamper with the organic motion of the soul.
There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.
Some men’s words I remember so well that I must often use them to express my thought. Yes, because I perceive that we have heard the same truth, but they have heard it better.
Lost love- a short poem by me
Posted: 8th June 2011 by aseem.ace in PoemsTags: adolescent, bleak, cry, effort, first, goodbye, heartache, lost, love, morrow, smile, sorrow, sublime, wind, words
I don’t want to forget the day I saw you smile for the first time,
It lit up everything around and made the moment sublime,
I don’t want to forget the first time I saw you cry, tears streaming down your cheek,
For that day my heart wept and never before nor since have I felt so bleak,
I never want to forget that last day when I lost you ,the final goodbye lost in the wind, I knew nought but sorrow,
Tears frozen in time, said and unsaid words screaming inside my head, nothing seemed bleaker than the morrow,
But years came and years went, The unrelenting tides of time arrogantly brushing away the last remnants of my adolescent love, a clean break?
I remember keenly that sorrow but now it takes effort and reminiscence rather than spontaneous recollection and acute unceasing heartache.
Audi A1 Clubsport
Posted: 2nd June 2011 by Aditya Mahajan in CarsTags: a1, audi, clubsport, hatchback, quattro
Who says Hatchbacks cannot be hot and give you the thrills any super-sports car can deliver. The Audi A1 Clubsport Quattro is just such a hatchback. The car is powered by a five-cylinder turbocharged engine pumping out 503 hp, the Clubsport can rocket from 0-62 in just 3.7 seconds, and reach a governed top speed of 155 mph. It also features a high-performance exhaust that outlets in front to the rear left wheel, a six-speed manual transmission, quattro permanent all-wheel drive, 19-inch alloy wheels with a turbine design, a carbon fiber-reinforced polymer roof with double-wing spoiler, and an interior bereft of anything except for gauges, rocker switches, a stabilizing crossbar where the back seat would be, and two lightweight bucket seats.
The River Raider
Posted: 2nd June 2011 by Aditya Mahajan in CarsTags: hauk, haukdesigns, HEMI, jeep, jeep raider, raider
The Jeep guys have come up with this outstanding piece of machinery called the  Hauk Jeep River Raider. This jeep is powered by a HEMI engine ranging from 405 to 636 hp, and features a full roll cage, four-point safety harnesses, Bullet proof Dana 60 axles with dual piston calipers, LED head- and taillights, a Baja light bar, an  aluminum undercarriage armor system, custom made Raceline bead lock wheels with 40-inch Toyo Open Country MT tires, a fold-down tailgate, a custom half-cab tight top, and the River Raider engine Snorkel system, and it would allow you to cross almost any stream in the widerness.
Kungfu Panda-2 (3D)
Posted: 1st June 2011 by Aditya Mahajan in ReviewsTags: china, crane, fireworks, goose, kungfu panda, kungfu panda part 2, mantis, panda, peacock, Po, shen, shifu, tigress
In two words the movie is: “Worth Watching” in 3D. The movie starts with a animation puppet style story telling about a white peacock called Shen who is the only son of a ruler family in some part of China and their expertise is fireworks. But Shen discovers that fireworks instead of entertainment can also provide the basis of a power weapon — The Canon. With proper amounts of explosives and metal rounds he can wreak havoc and rule China. But there is a prophecy that a black and white warrior would kill Shen and he goes ahead and kills all the Pandas in China and returns victorious.
From here on the focus shifts to the eating binge of Po and the five warriors Tigress,money,mantis,viper and crane. Master Shifu summons Po and urges him to concentrate on learning the art of inner peace. And just after this there is an attach by some bandits on a nearby village and our warriors fly to save the village from the bandits. While fighting the wolf bandits our hero Po comes across a red sign that brings back some images of old memories to Po’s mind and he is confused. He goes back to Mr Ping (his father, the goose) and asks him as to how did he find him and who he actually is. Mr Ping tells him a story that he reached to his doorstep in his supplies of radishes and he decided to adopt him from there on and called him his son.
Meanwhile back in Shen’s hometown Shen reaches with a Canon and takes over the castle by killing one of the most fierce Rhino warrior defending the castle. The news spreads of a weapon that can kill Kung-fu and our five warriors along with Po head to Shen’s hometown to find and destroy the weapon that can kill Kung-fu. During the journey Po gets more and more scenes from the time Shen killed his parents but he is not able to make any sense out of them. The movie from here on has all the funny as well as action antics of our dearest Po.
Our heroes reach the hometown of Shen and their target is not get spotted and reach Shen’s castle and destroy the weapon that can kill Kung-fu. But how can Po go unspotted and Shen comes to know that a panda is here and he is surprised to know this as according to him he has killed all the pandas of China. His oracle again prophesies that he will be killed by a black and white warrior and that he is the one. Shen’s army of wolves captures all our heroes and chains them. And when Po is produced before Shen, he is amused to see that this is the warrior who is destined to kill him. Our warriors now escape and destroy the canon and are happy that the world is now safe, but Shen does not have a single canon but an entire battery of canon which he unleashes and destroys the castle with. And he escapes to his factory of canons.
Our heroes reach the factory and while trying the kill Shen , Po is hit with a canon ball , but is saved by a metal vessel he is holding while all his friends are taken hostage. Shen starts his ships to march towards taking down entire China and becoming the ruler. But Po recovers and masters the inner peace , becomes aware of his past and then comes back with a vengeance. From here on our Po uses his powers of inner peace to destroy Shen’s army and everybody is safe and happy. There was a seed for the next part at the end of the movie which is better seen in the movie itself.
I would rate this one 8/10 and again for the 3D version, people take front row seats i.e. fourth row from the front center corner to enjoy the movie to the maximum.













