Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.-Anonymous

“A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.”-Anonymous

 A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas Adams

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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.  ~Clifton Paul Fadiman

This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
– Horace (65 BC – 8 BC)

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
– William of Baskerville in ‘The Name of the Rose’

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
– Colette (1873 – 1954

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I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.  ~Edgar Allan Poe

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?  ~Rita Rudner

“The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.”-Bioleau

“Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit.”-Josh Billings

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.” ~ Ethel Barrymore

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” ~ Dave Barry
 
“The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.” ~ JD Bernal
 
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers
 
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. ~ Abraham Lincoln
 

“I’d rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.” – Albert Einstein

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.- Bertrand Russell

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.” -Plato

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slide_341154_3516353_free “You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.” – Albert Camus

But isn’t the search for the meaning of it all- life, universe and everything- a close second to the contemplation of the ultimate question-What is happiness?  How can I be happy?

Happiness is not as basic a concept that I thought it was. . I have never been able to master its meaning and the means to it elude the most of us. Many a times I think that I have defined what happiness means for me, but then the hollowness hits. I am hurtling again searching for the answer.

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Is happiness a gossamer tapestry weaved from delicate threads of fond memories and pleasurable ongoing experiences that make you smile?

Many of us think we know the results/ events that will bring us happiness but most of the time happiness is oh so fleeting, a hummingbird stuck in time but for a moment, then frittering away, an emotion with a whimsy of its own or so it seems.

To some happiness is loving someone, to some making others smile, to some landing a dream job, a sunrise does it for someone, traveling for many ,a good night out on town, a good time with friends, to someone making love and to someone just holding hands. To most, all of the above, and many many more such events that make up our time here on good old big blue.

I think I have to realign my thinking to seek happiness in everything I do rather than seek things to do that provide me happiness. That is , to be happy for longer than I am capable of being now. I am happy in certain small segment of my day and then the shroud of misery envelops me for the flimsiest of reasons. I want to make flimsy reasons the basis of my happiness and the big ones the cause of my occasional unhappiness. So to say reverse the parameters and their occurrence patterns within my routine.

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For example the highlight of one of my days – watching a small girl holding her father’s hand as she jumped down 3 stairs and the smile that lit up her angelic face. A genuine smile exchanged between me and her father. Such moments of a stranger’s joy shared in that ephemeral moment, of innocence remembered and of nostalgia for simpler times all rolled into an infinitesimal speck of time and space are what keep me going. What keeps me hoping that the world and my life is not as lost or as tedious as I am bound to believe in my darker times.

“We do not remember days, we remember moments. The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten” -Cesare Pavese

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The open roads, the winding trails and cityscapes all brimming with stories, joys and sorrows of strangers and umpteen sights and sounds  to be seen and heard; and memories yet  to be forged ,

Vistas natural and man-made beckon to me with the alluring promise of experiencing the undiscovered,

As I go through my day I strain to clamp down on my daydreaming, to ignore the urges of my nomadic disposition,

But desire tends to take on its own form; I lose my sanity in flights of fantasies, which warp my sense of reality with a clamorous juxtaposition of fantasy over fact,

Fantasies constructed on gossamers of memories, of winds felt, of sights seen, of conversations and ephemeral friendships, showcasing possible alternate moments in my time stream,

The constant urge for new experiences, for  smiles shared with strangers, of the joy of discovering the unknown in as random a manner as possible, of being on the road with no hurry to get back to a home,

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These longings dominate my waking thoughts; make my existence drudgery and an incessant yearning for escape from the mundane,

To be out of my comfort zone in an as yet unknown land, the unknown providing me the happiness of discovery and the warmth of the unfamiliar,

What I seek is not defined in my mind, only the desire for setting out for its discovery is, a muddled timeline perhaps the bane of my existence,

What I seek I will not know when I set out to seek it, and may not even know when I find it, for I seek it with the aid of an itinerary whose very essence is randomness,

Hindsight or post facto rationalization perhaps my only tools to know, or to delude myself into thinking that I do, what it was I was looking for and whether I succeeded in discovering the same

Ultimately it is the journeys that I seek; the destinations are but an afterthought.

 

By: Aseem Mahajan

 

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Earth

“Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.”

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Then later:

“Look back again at the pale blue dot … Take a good long look at it. Stare at the dot for any length of time and then try to convince yourself that God created the whole Universe for one of the 10 million or so species of life that inhabit that speck of dust. Now take it a step further: Imagine that everything was made just for a single shade of that species, or gender, or ethnic or religious subdivision. If this doesn’t strike you as unlikely, pick another dot. Imagine it to be inhabited by a different form of intelligent life. They, too, cherish the notion of a God who has created everything for their benefit. How seriously do you take their claim?”-  Carl Sagan

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HENRY U.S. SURVIVAL AR-7 RIFLE

Posted: 10th July 2013 by Aditya Mahajan in Gadgets
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The trick with survival rifles is to actually have them when it comes time to do some survivin’ and that’s hard to do with an oversized one. The Henry U.S. Survival AR-7 Rifle ($275) is a semi-automatic firearm that sports an 8-round .22 LR magazine, and features a unique design that allows the receiver and the barrel to fit inside the impact-resistant, waterproof stock, making it perfect for keeping at the ready in a bag with clothes and supplies, or for hiding at a designated spot in the wilderness.

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BOWLER EXR S

Posted: 10th July 2013 by Aditya Mahajan in Cars
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Custom made vehicles are as good as this gets. This is a road legal  Bowler EXR S ( roughly $240,000). It is one of the beefiest SUVs available, and is likely the closest thing you can get to a street-legal rally car. Built atop a Land Rover platform and powered by the automaker’s 5.0L supercharged V8 pumping out 550hp, it reaches 0-62 in 4.2 seconds, boasts a top speed of 155mph, and offers a slew of race-ready features like a MSA approved advanced tubular roll cage, a custom composite body, Brembo brakes, Bi-Xenon headlamps, 22-inch wheels, Bilstein dampers, Eibach springs, two racing seats, and 3-point seat belts.

 

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Xolo Play T1000

Posted: 9th July 2013 by Aditya Mahajan in Gadgets
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I would call it a phone that is worthy of your money and fits within your budget. This is XOLO’s  upcoming Android smartphone that surfaced on the official website yesterday is now available for pre-order from online retailer Flipkart. The phone has a  4.7-inch HD (1280 x 720 pixels) capacitive touch screen IPS display based on one-glass solution (OGS) technology and runs on Android 4.1.1 (Jelly Bean). It comes with a 8-megapixel rear camera with BSI sensor, LED Flash, 1080p video recording and a 2-megapixel front-facing camera. Following are the phone specifications:

Xolo Play T1000 Specifications

  • 4.7-inch HD (1280 x 720 pixels) capacitive touch screen IPS display at 312 ppi
  • Android 4.1.1 (Jelly Bean) OS
  • 1.5 GHz quad-core Nvidia Tegra 3 processor with 416 MHz 12 Core NVIDIA ULP GeForce GPU
  • 8 Megapixel camera with BSI sensor, LED Flash, 1080p video recording
  • 2 MP front-facing camera
  • 3.5 mm audio jack
  • 10.4 mm thick and weighs 167 grams
  • Full HD 1080p video playback
  • 3G HSPA+ 21 Mbps, WiFi 802.11 b/g/n, Bluetooth 3.0, GPS / aGPS
  • 1GB  RAM, 4 GB internal memory, up to 32 GB expandable memory with microSD
  •  2000 mAh battery

The Xolo Play T1000 is priced at Rs. 15,999. In my opinion it has more value for money than the Micromax Canvas HD4 considering 1.5 ghz quad core and awesome 12 core GPU from a renowned chipset manufacturer like Nvidia.

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