I don’t remember the beginning of our love story as I was too young when we first met, I was flattered by your attention as by virtue of giving birth you had to over me fuss and fret, I had cried as our first connection was being cut after months nine, As soon as I […]
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Mom’s Birthday & My Funny Ode
Posted: 3rd September 2016 by aseem.ace in ThoughtsTags: birth, birthday, celebration, flaws, free, funny, funny mom birthday, happy, illness, love, Love story, mom, mom's birthday, parents, smile, story, studies, wild, young
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Friendship Day quotes
Posted: 7th August 2011 by aseem.ace in ThoughtsTags: art, camus, cares, face, friendship, friendship day, funny, grief, healing, judge, lewis, quotes, yeats
Age appears to be best in four things, old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. -Francis Bacon The blessing it is to have a friend to whom one can speak fearlessly on any subject; with whom one’s deepest as well as one’s most foolish […]
H. L. Mencken Funny Quotes
Posted: 8th June 2011 by aseem.ace in ThoughtsTags: alimony, animal, beautiful, bore, children, church, cynic, democracy, election, faith, funny, H.L, heaven, idealist, love, machine, man, married, Mencken, newspaper, politician, professor, quotes, sunday, thought
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there. A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to […]
Funny Maths-Anonymous
Posted: 1st March 2011 by aseem.ace in ThoughtsTags: addition, arithmetic, dad, division, funny, he, maths, multiplication, she, subtraction
He’s teaching her arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once, he kissed her twice And said now that’s addition, And as he added smack by smack, In silent satisfaction, She sweetly kissed him back, And said now that’s subtraction, Then he kissed her ‘n she kissed him, Without an explanation, And […]
Mitch Hedberg Funny quotes
Posted: 18th January 2011 by aseem.ace in ThoughtsTags: difficult, easy, funny, hard, Hedberg, mailman, Mitch, payment, plants, reach, shot
I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like “You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product.” Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. “I know you need water, but I’m gonna make […]
Due date-A review
Posted: 24th December 2010 by aseem.ace in Opinions, ReviewsTags: bomb, coffee, comedy, due date, ethan, funny, hangover, L.A., Mexican, peter, pot, road, robert, trip, wife, zack
From the director of the epic screwball comedy-“The Hangover” comes another great comedy that seems to be inspired by one of my all time favourite comedies-“Planes,Trains and Automobiles.” Zach Galifianakis as Ethan (retained from “The Hangover”) is a man-child who is going to LA to pursue his dream of being an actor and Robert Downey […]